With the news coming out that Clay Buchholz is "seeing" Penthouse Pet of the year Erica Ellyson, I have decided that when I have kids, they will have golden arms. Seriously folks, this young man has life by the balls right now, playing for the defending World Series Champs and dating this girl. Buccholz's dad Skip confirms the report in the Herald. Now I do not know about you, but this definitely makes Clay the top ranked prospect in all of baseball in my book; to have intangibles like the ability to pick up a woman like this is other worldly. This clearly shoots him past Joba Chamberlain, who decided nipple rings were a good idea this offseason, as reported on XM Radio. Well, I guess the only thing to say is congrats Clay and good luck this season. Also, if you are above 18 and want to see more pictures of Ms. Ellyson, I would recommend a Google search with the safe filter turned off, just an idea.

You A Bad Mang is a senior writer for Boston Sports Buzz.