Have you ever listened to "Jambi" by Tool and thought of Jason Giambi (listen to the tune here and view the original lyrics here)? Of course you have. My buddy Shonky took it a step further and wrote new lyrics for "Jambi" with the formerly formidable Yankee in mind. You might have seen this altered lyric business over at Boston Dirt Dogs before, so we have to give them a tip of the hat, but rest assured this is a 100% original, posted for the first time anywhere at Boston Sports Buzz. Enjoy!

Here from a batter's box view
Here from a DH dream come true
Feast on a fastball, I do
Caught looking and frozen very few

But I would wish it all, away
It it meant just one more win today

The pitcher and his had me down
In love with the homerun I'd found
Swingin' all the way down
Fastball by neck, I do poun(d)

But you changed that all for me
Picked me up, from the ground

So I, I would wish this all away

Prayed like a rookie all at bat long
Begged for a pitcher to be my pawn
Tempted by hitting it real long
And got meatballs I wanted all along

But I
I would
If I could
I would
Swing all day

Swing all day

Swing at it all day

Wanna swing at it all day

The Mayor is a contributing writer for Boston Sports Buzz.