Tony Massarotti is a long-time sports writer for the Boston Herald, and to some, one of the most disagreeable little men (at least in height) in New England. He joined the Herald nearly 20 years ago and has been covering the Sox for the tabloid since 1994. Tony Maz is a frequent WEEI Big Show co-host and he was recently the center of much controversy as he referred to Boston area sports fans as "yahoos, hero worshipers and gutless suck-ups" in an attempt to back disgraced Pats beat writer John Tomase. What a guy. He's written a few books, none of which I'll ever read for fear of being labeled a "hero worshipper." (Check out Boston Sports Media Watch's Bruce breaking down the whole thing if Tony's comments get your blood-a-boilin'.)

Aside from being a certified Tony Massarotti look-alike, Eddie Jemison is best known for being the quiet computer nerd in the Ocean's trilogy. In addition to playing Livingston Dell in Ocean's Eleven, Twelve and Thirteen (here's hoping they don't try to find out if it's a good idea to make a "Fourteen"), Jemison has appeared in numerous other movies (including Bruce Almighty and The Punisher) and shows dating back to 1996.