Classic photo (hat tip to The Big Lead):



Have you ever seen anyone give less of a shit that a "world-famous celebrity" was in their presence? Dusty seems incensed that Team USA Olympian and disappointment-of-historic-proportions Alicia Sacramone would even dream of stepping foot in his dugout, let alone waddling her leotard-wearing, gold-meldal-costing ass over his way. Bottom line: you may be a hometown girl (a pretty attractive one with a mean left hook [see below] at that), but no golds equals no love from Dusty. Sorry, Alicia.

For your viewing pleasure, here's some more A-Sac: