With football season getting underway last night, we just couldn't resist. John Clayton, quite possibly the ugliest man in all of television (or radio and any other medium, for that matter), has a head that looks like an assortment of odd things, none of which actually resembling a human cranium. We've come up with Baby Tweety Bird and a light bulb, but I'm sure there are many more. Luckily for the rest of mankind, there aren't actually any other human beings that look like him (at least to the best of our knowledge).