...And he'll get it come this Monday as the Dolphins travel to the Razor to take on the 2-0 Patriots. In case you missed it, here are Porter's comments on Pats backup-turned-starter Matt Cassel:

I just know he's not a Tom Brady. So if it's not Tom Brady, it shouldn't be that hard... It'll be good to go out there and get our first victory.... You treat him like you treat a backup. How do you prepare for a backup? He don't get that many snaps, right? So you throw the kitchen sink at him. That's what we're going to do.

Have Patriots opponents learned nothing in regards to supplying BB and co. with bulletin board material? If it's not Steelers' backup Anthony Smith guaranteeing a victory against the undefeated Pats in 2007, it's a washed-up Joey Porter thinking the league's second or third worst team could actually beat a team that still has a legitimate shot at winning double digit games. Some people never learn...