Making (almost) every first-year player on your big league roster wear Hooters outfits at the park and on your team flight from Denver to D.C. to Colorado beats the shit out of making a handful of youngsters dress up as women every time, fake boobs or no fake boobs. Well done, Trevor Hoffman.

We're still trying to figure out why BSB favorite and former high school classmate of The Buzz and The Ignorant Bostonian Matt Antonelli got out having to participate...