Courtesy of Manny Ortez: Tight end Vernon Davis of the San Francisco 49ers, who was recently bitched out by new coach Mike Singletary, and retired boxer Lennox Lewis, was was one of the most feared heavyweight fighters of his time with a career record of 41-2-1. And yes, I know, the resemblance is mostly in the dreads and facial hair, but you know what? That's more than enough for induction into the Sports' Spitting Images lexicon.

On a somewhat related note, I don't know what's more troubling: the fact that Singletary decided to rile the troops by dropping trou', or the fact that in nearly every picture of Vernon Davis on Google Images, the dude isn't wearing a shirt. What the hell, man?