... but this is easily one of the top ten funniest things I've ever seen, read or heard. If I didn't have a morbid fear of permanently damaging my credit (lot easier to do these days than in years past, unfortunately), I'd probably try something similarly humorous and ridiculous myself. But for now, I'll just sit back and laugh every time guys like this David Thorne do it first.

Thanks to Barstool Sports for the link.