Another short and sweet version of The Picks:

Colts -13.5, Bears -6.5, Texans +6.5, Titans -14, Vikings -9.5, Ravens -5, Giants -7, Falcons +3, Jets -4, Bills (even), Chiefs +9, Cardinals -14, Cowboys +3, Patriots -4.5, Panthers -3

I'm telling you, on the integrity of my sports betting life, parlay the Falcons and Cowboys, both to win. Put at least $50 on it and when you earn back four times that, you can thank me in the morning.