Courtesy of an anonymous emailer:

    

Scott Kazmir of the World champion Tampa B... oh yeah, the Phillies trounced the (Devil) Rays to win in 5 games... the ALCS champion Tampa Bay Rays, and Ron Eldard, an American actor perhaps - unfortunately - best known for his role as a male slut named "Skank" in the movie Mystery, Alaska.

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