Michael Holley of WEEI 850 AM, Boston Globe and Cleveland Plain Dealer fame, and Beetlejuice, the creepy little black homeless guy that makes occasional appearances on Stern, gets shitfaced via 40 oz. consumption every minute of every day, and basically lets people do anything to him for a few bucks.

Admittedly, this is very much a low blow  - albeit unintentional - at Holley, who's a very capable and sometimes entertaining sports personality in this town. In fact, his book with Bruschi was actually quite fantastic, so if you haven't read it you should definitely check it out. Still, it doesn't excuse him from the fact that he has an eery likeness to one of the weirdest little people in all the world. Actually, if I never see a pitcure or video clip of Beetlejuice again, I could happily go on living without feeling like I'm missing out on much. The guy is just creepy as hell.