Alright, so here's what we got, courtesy of BSB writer Manny Ortez:

First off and needing absolutely no introduction is Bruins forward Patrice Bergeron. Just 23, Berg has already logged 287 games at the NHL level, and over his five year career, he's racked up 79 goals, 137 assists and 15 game winners. He's got a career +/- of -19, not bad considering the tremendous amount of suckage going on in Beantown prior to this year. His development into one of the Bruins' most explosive offensive threats was sidetracked last year when that fuck-bag Randy Jones nearly paralyzed him, and he's also had to deal with another concussion sustained in late December, but it looks like he's starting to put it all back together. He'll be key come playoff time.

Vinny Del Negro is currently the coach of the Bulls, one of the most unsecure jobs in all of professional sports. He played in 771 games in the NBA and has career averages of 9.1 points, 2.3 rebounds, and 3.2 assists per game. The Bulls are hovering around playoff contention with a 28-34 record but would likely exit after the first round.