Speaking of Nick Green, he's one of the focal pieces of this week's Sports' Spitting Images. Matched up with the light-hitting Sox second baseman-slash-shortstop is Wes Welker of the New England Patriots.

I don't give a shit what anyone says, these two look like they could be brothers, and not adopted ones. Some of these SSI's of late have been mediocre at best, but this one's so good it harkens back to our original Brett Favre-Geoff Jenkins pairing.