Up next on SSI we have Baltimore Orioles manager Dave Tremblay and everyone's favorite former Star Trek actor, William Shatner. Several Trekky acquaintances of mine tell me that Jean-Luc Picard is the only true captain of the Starship Enterprise, but for my money, they don't come much better than good old James T. Kirk. Plus, he never had to fall back on some weak-ass British accent to get the ladies' knees shaking, and he has the added versatility of being able to get you a deal on airline tickets and hotel stays! I'd like to see Patrick Stewart try to pull that shit.