We already know what we're getting with Chris Berman with his ridiculous "back, back, back, back, back" routine", and Joe Morgan with his ridiculous "Glazed eyes, nonsense spewing, deeply onset senility" routine, but ESPN really outdid itself with this terrible trio by adding Bobby Valentine to the mix for the Home Run Derby. You'd figure a former player and manager would be able to get EIGHT fucking names correct, considering he's had weeks to study up for this one event, but I guess that'd be asking too much. At least we now know why he didn't get that Marline gig...