I'm sure most of you were pissed on draft night when the Patriots had a golden chance to draft now Dallas Cowboy's WR Dez Bryant, but politely said no fucking way.  I was pissed too...until this happened.

Careful, Dez, your vagina is showing.  Apparently he was on his period, though, so it's understandable.  Alright, enough emasculating jokes, back to my point.

Bryant then went on to severely sprain his high ankle pretty bad, whatever that means, and might be back in time to get a pre-season game under his belt...might. 

On the other end of the spectrum, Devin McCourty is shutting his mouth and doing whatever the veterans and coaches tell him to do.

So I'm not saying Dez Bryant won't be a better player than Devin McCourty when all is said and done, but let's take a look at the scoreboard.

Devin McCourty - 2
Dez Bryant - 0