Before we begin, let's all tip a 40 for the captain, Phil Harris...

I'll keep this short and sweet in honor of Phil.

The guy on the left is Jose Bautista.  Dude is tearing it up this year, hitting .260 with 32 bombs, 68 runs scored, and 80 RBI.  His previous career high in home runs was 16, which is why some people think he looks a little...performance-enhanced.

The guy on the right is the future captain of the Cornelia Marie, Josh Harris.  If you don't watch Deadliest Catch, you might be a geek-ass nerd.  It's easily one of the best shows on tv so start watching that and NESN and you will be in good shape.