Sweet headline, huh?  Not my best work, but not bad.  But Billy Hall had a career night.  In case you missed it, this is how it went down:

Bill Hall: "Blue Jays, tell me how my ass tastes."

He forced Shaun Marcum to reassess his life choices after hitting 2 adult home runs off of him by like the 4th inning.  All in all, Billy went 3-for-5, with 2 bombs, 2 runs scored, and 4 RBI.  Solid.

The dude is now 3rd on the team in home runs per at-bats (15.6), putting up a percentage that is closing in on Doug Mirabelli territory.  Dougie's goin deep tonight!  And, just for the record, he has as many home runs as Evan Longoria in half of the at-bats.

Add in the fact that he can play 2B, 3B, SS, and all of the outfield positions and you start to realize that Bill Hall has been an unbelievable addition to an injury-ridden team.  Oh yeah, and he pitched a 1-2-3 inning this year too.  He can certainly do it Hall.

Okay, I'm done with the name jokes.