Some geek ass nerd Canadian is reporting that Carey Price "wants 3 million per or he's going on strike."  Is this a joke?  It's gotta be a French-to-English translation error or something.

This is why Canada is so gay.  You don't go on strike when you don't get the money you want.  You say fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, I'm out and demand to be traded.  Or you pull a Tom Brady and accept less money because you love the organization you play for.  I mean, even Phil Kessel didn't threaten a "strike."  That says a lot about Carey Price.

But let's play into Carey's hands and assume that he will go on strike.  What kind of strike will it be, Carey?  Hunger strike?  Union strike?  A well-organized one person sit-down strike?  Good Lord, stop embarrassing yourself.

While we're on the subject, what the fuck is with the pronunciation of names up there?  It's so condescending.  It's like, I can read the dude's name on the back of his jersey.  It says Begin, not Bayzjhaaaa.  Seriously though, the NHL pronunciation guide says Steve Begin's name is pronounced bay ZHAI (look under the Calgary Flames).  Gay.