In the wake of the joke that is the Red Sox season, I figured a decent SSI was in order.

The guy on the right is Red Sox 3Bagger Adrian Beltre.  We have all been endeared to Beltre this season.  Whether it be because he's hitting .324 with 25 bombs and 92 RBI, or just his crazy mannerisms (pointing to the first base umpire after a check swing, tap dancing in the batter's box, going down to one knee to kill a ball, freaking the fuck out when VMart touches his hair), Beltre has become one of the best low-risk, high-reward signings of Theo's career.

The guy on the right is Peyton Manning's boyfriend, a.k.a. WR Reggie Wayne.  Reggie is one of the top wide receivers in the game despite the fact that he has one of the worst hairlines in NFL history.