This is why I hate the media.  Because you see that headline and you think, "well, Tom Brady is dead."  But in actuality, Tom Brady was on the practice field like a half hour after the car crash.

Yet still, I wake up this morning to a headline similar to this one and I shit my pants a little bit.  After I went to the bathroom to take care of it, I read the article to discover that Tom Brady was literally not close to being injured and they had to use the jaws of life on the other car.  Obviously we're all happy Brady's Justin Bieber haircut wasn't harmed, but you're a dick, media.