Sydney Crosby is Still a Bitch




What the hell, Sid?  Being one of the best hockey players in the best hockey league isn't good enough for you?  You have to go around Pittsburgh nailing field goals and hitting home runs?  Do you ever think about anyone else but yourself?  Like how do you think that makes Pirates 1B Garrett Jones feel to see a little hockey doucher go yard/almost put one out of PNC Park?

And it's not even like he has a great swing.  He drops his hands a shit ton and has an uppercut.  I should know, I played baseball 'til I was 18 so...no big deal.

Let's face it, Sidney Crosby is insanely good at hockey, but for him to represent a hard-working, blue collar place like Pittsburgh is absurd.  Sydney Crosby is an actor, a diver, and worst of all, a compulsive complainer (WARNING: this video has a gay Flyers bias at the end, but it's pretty good before that).

In conclusion, Sidney Crosby is no doubt a top 3 player in the NHL, but he's also a little bitch.  And, by the way Sid, I can grow a full beard in like 4 days...tell me how my ass tastes...bitch.

Posted by Manny Ortez at 9/9/2010 1:47 PM
Categories: Bruins
Tags: nhl sidney crosby baseball home run
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