Don't Haze Me, Bro!

Dez Bryant on Twitter: I'm here eating drinking with my dogs I go to war with every Sunday doing big at pappas steakhouse!!!!
Nah, Dez. You're "eating drinking" with dudes who are financially raping you and who don't respect you yet.
But this is too perfect. Apparently, Cowboys WR Dez Bryant had to take his teammates out to dinner and ended up paying a $54,869 bill at some steak house. That's almost an $11,000 tip homeys. Crazy. That's what you get for being a rookie biatch instead of just a rookie.
So just to wrap my head around this, Dez Bryant refused to carry Roy Williams' pads, apparently making him the only person in the world who thought he got away without being hazed. Then the vets thought long and hard about how to make him remember he was a rookie, ending with a single dinner costing him over 50 G's.
I'm no Economist, but I'm pretty sure the opportunity cost on that bitch is not favorable to Dez Bryant.
Meanwhile, Devin McCourty does what he's told and plays pretty solid D.
Devin McCourty - 3
Dez Bryant - .5
The .5 is because Dez did bust off a 62-yard punt return for a TD.




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