BREAKING NEWS: KG Strained His Calf; Out 2 Weeks; It's a Christmas Miracle!


(Get out of the picture, PJ Brown.  I'm trying to write a post about KG.)

Hallelujah!  Thank you little baby Jesus in the golden diaper.  I officially just stopped shitting my elastic band sweat pants.  And yes, they have elastics at the bottom of the legs too because I don't fuck around.

Here's the story, though
.  KG's MRI came back negative and apparently he just strained his right calf muscle.  Danny Ainge said he will be out a couple weeks at the most.

That is
HUGE if it's true.

But this is what the schedule looks like the next couple of weeks:

Vs. New Orleans 18-14
@ Toronto 11-20
Vs. Minnesota 8-25
Vs. San Antonio 27-4
Vs. Toronto 11-20
@ Chicago 20-10
Vs. Houston 15-16
Vs. Sacramento 6-23
Vs. Charlotte 11-19

Only 3 opposing teams are above .500.

The total overall record of opposing teams is 127-151.

7 out of 9 games are at home.

So everything is stacking up well for the C's while KG is on the shelf.

 
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