BREAKING NEWS: KG Strained His Calf; Out 2 Weeks; It's a Christmas Miracle!

(Get out of the picture, PJ Brown. I'm trying to write a post about KG.)
Hallelujah! Thank you little baby Jesus in the golden diaper. I officially just stopped shitting my elastic band sweat pants. And yes, they have elastics at the bottom of the legs too because I don't fuck around.
Here's the story, though. KG's MRI came back negative and apparently he just strained his right calf muscle. Danny Ainge said he will be out a couple weeks at the most.
That is HUGE if it's true.
But this is what the schedule looks like the next couple of weeks:
Vs. New Orleans 18-14
@ Toronto 11-20
Vs. Minnesota 8-25
Vs. San Antonio 27-4
Vs. Toronto 11-20
@ Chicago 20-10
Vs. Houston 15-16
Vs. Sacramento 6-23
Vs. Charlotte 11-19
Only 3 opposing teams are above .500.
The total overall record of opposing teams is 127-151.
7 out of 9 games are at home.
So everything is stacking up well for the C's while KG is on the shelf.




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