REPORT: Shaq Won't Be Back
(I'd definitely still eat that burger. 5 second rule, homey.)
There is a report out that is claiming Shaq will not return this playoffs barring a miraculous recovery.
It wouldn't surprise me if this turned out to be true, but it would surprise me if I wasn't really pissed about it.
If it's true, the Celtics chances of a championship have just died along with that article. They have no shot at clogging the lane against players like Lebron and D Wade or manning up against players like Dwight Howard. No shot.
However, there is a good chance that this is not true because Bill Burt legitimately might not know how to read. He's an idiot...is what I'm driving at.
Like I'd trust Bernie Madoff before Bill Burt.
Either way, what the H-E-double hockey sticks is up with the Celtics' injury reports? I mean Shaq's been "close to returning" for like 3 months now.
Can you imagine if people in the real world tried that shit?
Like you need to put a huge proposal together and people ask you about it every day and you always say it's close. And then the day comes when they need it and you're like, "oh yeah, it's not gonna be ready until next year probably."
Whatever, I'll believe it when Eddie Lacerte or Dr. Brian McKeon tell me it's true.
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