I Told You Bill Burt Was Just Another Geek Off the Street



So Bill Burt said Shaq is done.  A. Sherrod Blakely said today that Shaq might be close.  Who do we believe?

Someone who reads choose your own adventure books or someone who knows more about basketball than I know about myself?

I'll go with the latter every time and go with A. Sherrod Blakely.

But anyways, it turns out Shaq traveled with the team to New York.

Unless Shaq just really loves smelly, loud, d bag New Yorkers, I'd say he could be close to returning.  He's been ruled out for Game 3, but might be good to go for Game 4 Sunday.

This is where it gets interesting, though.  Because if the Celts win Game 3, the only time I want to see Shaq Sunday is if he's bringing me Fuddrucker's to my house.

*Side note* Shaq, if you're reading this, feel free to drop off some Fudd's.  Number 2 with cheddar cheese.  I need it.

Seriously though, if anyone knows Shaq, tell him to get me some Fudd's.

No, real seriously though, I don't want Shaq anywhere near Game 4 if the C's go up 3-0 on the Knicks.  There's no need for it.  If you go up 3-0 on them without Shaq, let the dude heal some more until you really need him.


 
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