Pats S Bret Lockett Better Not Have Taken My Rap Name

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Pats S Bret Lockett Better Not Have Taken My Rap Name

I know what you're thinking; who the fuck is Bret Lockett?

I have no clue. Don't know when he was drafted, don't know what he looks like, don't ever remember him in Pats gear. But they tell me he is indeed affiliated with the New England Patriots.

Apparently, he's a safety on the Pats and also a shitty rapper as evidenced above. I mean, there aren't many people who can rhyme museum with Coliseum. That's pretty fresh.

But the most important thing here is that he didn't take my rapper name.

My rapper name is Big Lock and I keep it on Lock Down. I know it's sick, that's why I thought of it. I even have a spinning watch so you know I'm legit. Mine's gold though. But I thought because his name was Lockett he would've totally stole Big Lock from me. But he f'ed up.

So I'm happy to report my rap career is still an option if I feel like dropping some ill shit on the rap world one day.

But on to the music video.

I actually didn't think it was as bad as I thought it was going to be. Decent beat, okay lyrics, people feeding tigers, etc. Everything you look for in a decent song.

Let's put it this way: he's a better rapper than Delonte West is an artist.

Best line: "Damn girl, you amazin'. Why you squintin' like you're Asian."

Anyways, I get the feeling that if he focused on one career instead of both, he would be sick. Like a starting Safety if he never rapped, or a rap star owning the rap game if he never played football.

Oh well, I'm just glad he didn't take my rap name.