Holy Shit, Seguin




So I don't know if you guys know this, but the Bruins are actually in the Eastern Conference Finals and they played last night,

And Dwayne Roloson was sniped by Tyler Seguin so much, people were calling him Osama.  Ooooooohhhhhhhh.  Booyah, Osama, you're dead.  And the USA isn't.  Suck it.

Anyways, Seguin had the best game of his young career yesterday dropping 2 goals and 2 assists all over Roloson's face.

And I think it's fair to assume Tyler Seguin slept with multiple women last night.

Also, I personally feel like a dwarf among midgets today because I called this shit 2 months ago.

It is very possible that Seguin disappears for the rest of the playoffs, but I'm the man today.  Get over it.

Double also, PC said on Toucher & Rich this morning that Patrice is traveling to Tampa with the team today.  And that he went through contact drills with the Black Aces yesterday.  So both of those things are good.

But if Bergy is playing Game 3, this is my new ideal lineup:

Lucic - Krejci - Horton

Marchmand - Bergeron - Recchi

Ryder - Peverley - Seguin

Paille - Campbell - Kelly

So basically, with both Bergy and Seguin in the lineup, you're rolling out 4 legitimate scoring lines.

That's dirty.


 
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