Happy Birthday to My Future Wife
Happy birthday to Ms. Heidi Watney, whom I will marry at some point in the future.
In the world of sideline reporters, Heidi Watney is the gold standard.
After years of watching old dinosaur mouth Tina Cervasio, I thought only ugly chicks could apply for the Red Sox field reporter job.
But I was wrong as hell.
So happy b day, Heidi. You are so hot in the face, it's amazing.




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