Jon Heyman Says Sox are Looking at Kevin Millwood...Yikesies
Jon Heyman and some other peeps are reporting that the Sox are interested Kevin Millwood to help their suddenly depleted pitching.
I hate referring to Peter "Game Time" Gammons as "some other peeps," but I will for the purposes of this post.
Jon Heyman still sucks, though.
But apparently the Sox are looking at Kevin Millwood.
In other news, I might throw a roundhouse kick through my TV if I ever see Kevin Millwood in a Red Sox jersey.
Seriously, he's awful. He can't even hit 90 anymore.
He went 4-16 last year with a 5.16 ERA. FOUR AND SIXTEEN. Let that sink in.
The Red Sox being interested in Kevin Millwood is like Tom Brady being interested in attending a fat chicks only party.
Theo, I know you're reading this. Just go with a combo of Wake, Michael Bowden, and Alfredo Aceves until Felix Doubront comes back in two weeks. Then go with Doubront and Wakefield.
Done deal, Pearl Jam. Do it.
Posted by Manny Ortez at 5/19/2011 11:19 AM 
Categories: Red Sox
Tags: red sox mlb jon heyman sucks kevin millwood
Categories: Red Sox
Tags: red sox mlb jon heyman sucks kevin millwood
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