Timmy Gets Another History Will Be Made Commersh
That's how cool people say commercial.
But Timmy gets yet another commersh for that absurd save. And rightfully so because that was one of the best saves of all time.
No joke, though, I might have special powers. I was just saying yesterday that they should make a commercial for the Timmy save and right after the last word came out of my mouth, that commersh came on.
I don't know if I made it happen. No one will ever know. I'm just saying that's how it went down yesterday.
Also, who the fuck writes the copy for those ads?
They suck.
I would've went with something like "History is ageless."
That save will live on forever and Timmy is the best goalie in the league at age 37.
Boom. Done deal.




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