Celtics Interested in Offensive Tackle...You Gotta Be Shitting Me

So I'm reading my 500-word-a-day allotment today (I try to only read about 500 words a day in order to not become a geek ass nerd) and I come across this fucking headline: "Celtics Interested in Canadian Offensive Tackle Matt O'Donnell."
Really, Celtics? Really? Have some fucking self-respect. Dude hasn't played basketball since high school. Shit's embarrassing.
I understand leaving no stone unturned, because it works sometimes. That's how the Spurs got Manu Ginobili. But a fucking Canadian OT?
I would've even allowed an American OT. At least then you know the dude has a mean streak and a work ethic.
The Celtics searching for basketball players in Canada is like the Bruins searching for hockey players in Africa.
And that's not racist because it's true.
Grow up, Celtics.
Go sign Tyson Chandler or trade for Dwight Howard and stop screwing around.




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