Burrows Bite Was Beyond a Bush League, Bitch Move
So that was a kick in the nuts last night, huh?
That was like if the way the Bruins season ended last year had a threesome with the ending of Lost and Sopranos.
Just a whole shit storm of awful after looking so good.
But I'm honestly not worried. Everybody was all over Vancouver's coin purse before the series started and the Bruins arguably outplayed the Canucks last night.
Plus, they have a little added incentive now that Alexander Burrows pulled a Mike Tyson on Bergy's finger.
The only thing more absurd than that bitch move was Burrows' claim that he didn't bite Patrice.
That would make sense if this was Communist Germany and there were no conclusive replays, but this is America. The best country ever made. We have magic replay machines that say you're guilty as shit, Burrows.
So at the very least, stand up for your actions, you Communist.
In related news, Burrows was not suspended. But I wouldn't worry because I'm guessing the Bruins are going to legally kill Alexander Burrows on Saturday. And you can't kill someone who isn't playing.
Thanks to Barstool for that gif...is that what it's called? I don't know. Whatever.
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