Did the Red Sox Fish Bowl the Clubhouse Before the Game?
I started this post off as a joke, but the evidence keeps piling up.
I submit to you that a number of the Red Sox players currently playing in this game are stoned out of their minds.
Think about it. Both Marco Scutaro and David Ortiz are wearing sunglasses at the plate for the first time this year. But the only problem is there is no sun. And they were both laughing with huge smiles on their faces throughout the duration of their first at-bat.
Come to think of it, I can only ever remember Papi wearing shades up to the plate like 3 times in my professional fan career.
Here's a pic of Scutaro laughing it up in a non-laugh situation:
But I still didn't really believe it until I saw John Lackey:
And that's not him about to blink. That's him high as hell.
So keep an eye out for half-eaten grilled cheeses and empty Funion bags on the dugout floor.
Posted by Manny Ortez at 6/11/2011 1:40 PM 
Categories: Red Sox
Tags: red sox mlb john lackey david ortiz marco scutaro stoned
Categories: Red Sox
Tags: red sox mlb john lackey david ortiz marco scutaro stoned
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