The Hockey Gods Need to Wake the Fuck Up

If the Canucks win the Stanley Cup, there is no such thing as karma.
All of the diving, all of the embellishment, all of the unwarranted narcissism, all of the crying and bitching, and all of the shamelessness has gotten the Vancouver Canucks one win away from raising the Stanley Cup.
And hopefully, that is where they stay because there is a word in the English language for who the Canucks are: it's called pussy.
They are the very definition of the word pussy. And pussies don't lift the fucking Stanley Cup.
The Sedin butt buddies, Alex Burrows, Roberto Luongo, Maxime Lapierre, Aaron Rome and Raffi Torres are all guys that would be fired or killed if they held real world occupations.
You can add Kevin Bieksa to that list as it came out today that Kevin Bieksa is a fucking straight up hypocrite.
He openly mocked The Jacket that the Bruins give to the player of the game saying,
"Don't peewee teams have that?" Bieksa asked reporters, according to FoxSports.com. "We don't have one. We don't need little awards like that. There's enough at stake, enough motivation, for us. So whatever works for them. We have our own things that we do, and other teams have their own things that they do."
And that's fine if you don't agree with that or even want to make fun of it, but not if you're straight lying through your teeth.
Instead of The Jacket, the Canucks have a stupid picture of the Stanley Cup on a mountain.
Sounds like the exact same thing, Kev, you dirty fucking hypocrite.
That's like me making fun of fat people. Just doesn't work.
At the end of the day, the Vancouver Canucks are the Lebron of the NHL. All the skill in the world but zero character.
And people like that don't deserve to win.
Fuck the 'Nucks.
Go Bruins.




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