Pedroia's in Ethier's Head!

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Pedroia's in Ethier's Head!

And I say that in a positive way.

One of the many people I wish I could round house kick, Jon Heyman, is reporting that Andre Ethier wants to be on the Red Sox as much as a current Dodger-under-contract can.

Heyman states that people close to Ethier say that the embarrassing situation surrounding the Dodgers has taken a toll on him. And couple that with the fact that Dustin Pedroia, his best friend, has been telling him how great Boston is and you have an All Star that might be ready to peace the fuck out of LA.

If Theo traded for Andre Ethier at the deadline, I would train my fat ass to do a back flip and then do one. He would be a perfect fit here.

Either way, or should I say, Ethier way (word play biatch), I guarantee Dusty texts him all the time when something bad happens with the Dodgers or something great happens with the Sox and is like, "trains leaving, bro...better get traded."

And I bet he signs all of his texts with "Laser Show" at the bottom.