Fuck You, Cano

I am legitimately angry that Robinson Cano beat out AGon in the Home Run Derby.
I didn't think I would be because it's all smiles on the field and I'm a grown-ass man these days, but I was like Red Sox-playoff-loss-pissed.
Oh, you hugged your dad after the walk-off win, Cano. What a great story. Big fucking deal.
Why don't you try staying on the bag for a double fucking play, asshole.
Seriously, watch any video of Cano turning two and he almost always comes off the bag early. It's bullshit.
Whatever. See you in October, asshole.




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