Fuck You, Cano



I am legitimately angry that Robinson Cano beat out AGon in the Home Run Derby.

I didn't think I would be because it's all smiles on the field and I'm a grown-ass man these days, but I was like Red Sox-playoff-loss-pissed.

Oh, you hugged your dad after the walk-off win, Cano.  What a great story.  Big fucking deal.

Why don't you try staying on the bag for a double fucking play, asshole.

Seriously, watch any video of Cano turning two and he almost always comes off the bag early.  It's bullshit.

Whatever.  See you in October, asshole.


 
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