James Harrison Wants to Punch and Kick Rodney Harrison and Tedy Bruschi

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James Harrison Wants to Punch and Kick Rodney Harrison and Tedy Bruschi

James Harrison has just thrown down the gauntlet.

Check out this little nugget:

"'I hate those [expletives], especially those two clowns who talked about me after the fines,' James Harrison said, referring to Rodney Harrison's and Tedy Bruschi's comments made on TV. 'Saying I'm dirty — [expletive], [Rodney] Harrison was the dirtiest player ever, a steroid cheater who was known by the whole world to be a headhunter and late hitter. And Bruschi's an idiot, straight-up simple. I'd like to meet them both in a dark alley.'"

Well, well, well. Look at Tony Tough Nuts over here.

First of all, if by "an idiot" you mean one of the most cerebral, instinctual Patriots of all time, then, yes, Tedy Bruschi is a giant idiot.

And newsflash, James. I know you read at a 3rd grade level, but I'm sure you can do math. 2-on-1 doesn't leave you with the best odds. If you fought Tedy Bruschi and Rodney Harrison in a dark alley, you would lose. I don't care how many steroids you take. It's just science.

If you have to fight double the guys as your opponent, you probably shouldn't take that fight.

Plus, Rodney and Tedy would just show up to that dark alley with night vision goggles anyways so...