I Didn't Know McDonald's Sold Steroids, Bartolo

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I Didn't Know McDonald's Sold Steroids, Bartolo

Fact: steroid testing in the MLB is more flawed than the Comcast movie rating system. G-Force, a movie about secret agent guinea pigs that makes you want to roundhouse your TV got the same number of stars as Bad Boys 2, The Matrix, and Scarface.

Now while you're stomaching that ridiculousness, turn your attention to Bartolo Colon and tell me MLB steroid testing isn't a joke.

You can't because you're not an idiot liar.

Do people actually believe that bull shit stem cell transplant story he gave?

Like all of a sudden an unknown stem cell procedure completely healed the arm of a 38-year-old morbidly obese pitcher? And not only completely healed it but restored his arm to top-of-the-rotation status? Bullshit. I'm calling bullshit.

This is the same Bartolo Colon we're talking about, right? The same one who couldn't touch 90 on the gun two years ago? The same one who hurt his fatness swinging a bat while on the Sox, effectively ending his Red Sox career?

Look, I don't care if he's dripping with HGH because most guys probably are in the MLB, but don't talk about his situation as if it's some great story about a miraculous comeback.

The dude's on more 'roids than Ronnie Coleman.

And don't even get me started on Eric Chavez and Andruw Jones not being bags of shit all of a sudden.