BREAKING NEWS: Aaron Hernandez is Back on The Pot
Once again, that is why I hate columnists. You guys were probably freaking out, wondering how many games he would be suspended for when, in actuality, it's the exact opposite because he will probably play this week.
But it's this observer's speculation that Aaron Hernandez is back on the pot or eating mushrooms or something.
That was just a weird-ass answer to an ordinary question. Maybe he just wanted to scream his initials for awhile, I don't know.
Seriously though, the good news is he will probably play this week, which is absolutely essential in my opinion.
With AAAAHHHH out, the Jets can put Revis on Welker to cancel him out and then just double team Gronk. This would make the Pats rely on Deoin and Ocho, which is just awful to think about.
With AAAAHHHH in, it shakes up the entire game plan for the Jets enough to make Rex's fupa sick.
So hopefully Aaron's good to go because he is absolutely integral this week, whether he's on the pot or not.
Posted by Manny Ortez at 10/6/2011 3:27 PM 
Categories: Patriots
Tags: patriots nfl aaron hernandez knee aaaaahhhhh
Categories: Patriots
Tags: patriots nfl aaron hernandez knee aaaaahhhhh
Comments