Good to Know Everyone in the Rotation Has a Drinking Problem

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Good to Know Everyone in the Rotation Has a Drinking Problem

I like beer,

and missin' playoffs from year-to-year.

Not just every, now and then.

We tank it 365 days a year.

I know I'm sick at writing satirical lyrics. It's a point of pride for me, really.

But anyways, I'm sure you guys have all seen or heard of this video by now.

NBD, just the entire rotation of your Boston Red Sox singing in the outfield about how they love to get blackout drunk and make poor life choices.

Honestly, I don't think I could be more irate about this.

I don't care if you want to drink your face off in your own time, but when you are working, you don't drink.

It's not even that you shouldn't drink, you just don't drink.

That's not how the world works. Last time I checked, the days of drinking at the office ended with Mad Men.

It's unbelievably disrespectful to your teammates to the point where they would probably start thinking you are more of a dick than they thought you were.

When you're back in the clubhouse getting your buzz on, it shows that you don't care about your teammates or the outcome of the team that employs you.

It's pathetic.

It's about as good of an idea as inviting Michael Vick to the Puppy Bowl. Like you just don't do it.

I think we can see why Tito lost the clubhouse.

You got most of the pitching staff getting hammered during games when they're not pitching while guys like Dustin Pedroia and Jacoby Ellsbury are busting their asses giving it all they have.

I'm no doctor, but I'd be rip shit if I was a position player seeing that crap every night.

The Sox have a lot of work to do in the chemistry department before they even worry about the team they field.

Which is why I'd love to see Theo, who looks like he's staying here by the way, go after a guy like Nick Swisher.

Swisher single-handedly turned an uptight, business-like Yankees clubhouse into a bunch of guys that shaving cream each other in the face after big wins. Yup, you're damn right I just used shaving cream as a verb.

But this is a big off season for Theo and his posse. He better get this team's collective shit together because, I don't know about you, but I'm getting pretty sick of having to tweet John Henry all the time about what I think the Sox should do.

True story, I tweet him the same stuff all the time.

Sign CJ Wilson and Nick Swisher, get rid of Lackey, stop looking like a zombie woman, etc.