Ad Battle
Finally, I get to do the ad battle that I have been waiting to do for about four months, no joke. I saw a commercial with Shawn Thornton in it awhile ago and was waiting for another Bruins player to star in a commercial so I could illustrate just how bad the Shawno commercial is.
I saw this first commercial shortly after the Bruins won the Cup and thought, "wow, I should be reimbursed the time it took to watch that or get paid or something because that was just awful."
It's not Shawno's fault. You can't hate the man for trying to expand his image and make some cash money. I blame that entirely on whoever the 5-year old was who wrote it.
So without further-a-dudes:
Literally, anybody in the world could take ten minutes to think of a better way to convey the company's message than that.
Then, it finally happened. Timmy Thomas starred recently in one of those Discover commercials with the dude named "Peggy" and right then I realized I could finally make my post.
It's important to note that Pride Motor Group is a tiny bit more small-time than Discover Card, but remember that the point of this exercise is to make Pride Motor Group feel stupid for making such an awful commersh.
Here's Tank in his commercial debut:
That is how you do it!
I saw this first commercial shortly after the Bruins won the Cup and thought, "wow, I should be reimbursed the time it took to watch that or get paid or something because that was just awful."
It's not Shawno's fault. You can't hate the man for trying to expand his image and make some cash money. I blame that entirely on whoever the 5-year old was who wrote it.
So without further-a-dudes:
Literally, anybody in the world could take ten minutes to think of a better way to convey the company's message than that.
Then, it finally happened. Timmy Thomas starred recently in one of those Discover commercials with the dude named "Peggy" and right then I realized I could finally make my post.
It's important to note that Pride Motor Group is a tiny bit more small-time than Discover Card, but remember that the point of this exercise is to make Pride Motor Group feel stupid for making such an awful commersh.
Here's Tank in his commercial debut:
That is how you do it!




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